Stock up on vaccuum-packed frozen veggies, canned meats, guns & ammo, your Desert 5 LPs and as many drugs as you can get your hands on. We only have a few hours before people become desparate, drug-hazed zombies who will probably see your family dog as a nice light snack before feasting on your own delicious brain.
The horror! The humanity! The hamburger!
Anyway, since it’s the apocalypse this afternoon, I’ve decided to take a day off. Tune in next week, when you will surely hear nothing but the horrible aftermath of the total destruction of the planet and all life upon it.