The End Of The World, As We Know It


The world is going to end at 4:00 PM TODAY!

Stock up on vaccuum-packed frozen veggies, canned meats, guns & ammo, your Desert 5 LPs and as many drugs as you can get your hands on. We only have a few hours before people become desparate, drug-hazed zombies who will probably see your family dog as a nice light snack before feasting on your own delicious brain.

The horror! The humanity! The hamburger!

Anyway, since it’s the apocalypse this afternoon, I’ve decided to take a day off. Tune in next week, when you will surely hear nothing but the horrible aftermath of the total destruction of the planet and all life upon it.

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  1. Pingback: What Planet Is This?! The End Of The World, As We Know It | CJTR Regina Community Radio Blog

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